Vicevi dana, odabrani vic dana za 2009-10-08

An Arab at the airport:
– “Name?”
– “Abdul al-Rhazib.”
– “Sex?”
– “Three to five times a week.”
– “No, no… I mean male or female?”
– “Male, female, sometimes camel.”
– “Holy cow!”
– “Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.”
– “But isn’t that hostile?”
– “Horse style, doggy style, any style!”
– “Oh dear!”
– “No, no! Deer run too fast!”

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