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Vicevi dana, odabrani vic dana za 2010-06-18

Pitaju dva osuđenika na smrt za posljednju želju.
Prvi kaže:
- “Da još jednom čujem pjesmu LANE MOJE,”
a drugi će na to:
- “Da mene prvog strijeljate!”

Ostali vicevi nalaze se na http://www.vicevi-dana.com/

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Vicevi dana, odabrani vic dana za 2010-06-17

Zove Jadranka Kosor Boruta Pahora:
- “Gospodine Pahore, zašto više ne viđamo slovence na našoj lijepoj jadranskoj obali?”
- “Zato jer smo u Južnoj Africi.”

Ostali vicevi nalaze se na http://www.vicevi-dana.com/

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Može jedna rakija, pre piva, dok se kafa ne skuva

Odgovor mog kuma na pitanje "Kume, šta ćeš popiti?".

I ne, nije se šalio…

Preuzeto sa http://vukajlija.com

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Džaba sam krečio

Ono što bi Hitler pomislio kad bi video da za njegovu fudbalsku reprezentaciju igraju Turčin, Bosanac, Poljak i crnac.

Preuzeto sa http://vukajlija.com

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Vicevi dana, odabrani vic dana za 2010-06-16

-”Deco, danas ćemo učiti slovo P. Hajde, ko će da mi kaže neku reč na slovo P?”
Perica odmah diže ruku, a učiteljica će:
- “Ti Perice spusti ruku! Još nisi doveo oca u skolu ni za slovo K!”

Ostali vicevi nalaze se na http://www.vicevi-dana.com/

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Pa ti sviraj opet – Blokovi

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Trke

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Vrata

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Ko je ovde zasadio drvo

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Problemi sa zivcima

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